Instead, and with tears in the eyes of my parents, I ceremoniously burnt my theodolite and ran away to join the rock ’n’ roll circus.
In the 90s, that meant swapping brick counting for smoky venues, endless motorway miles and the slightly unhinged business of managing Mogwai - at the time, a largely unknown instrumental rock band from Glasgow. I was in my twenties, enthusiastic, underqualified in the traditional sense, and just reckless enough to think it might all work out.
And somehow, it did.
The popular version of that period is the colourful one. The NME once painted me as a swaggering, sportswear-clad (Kappa sponsorship of the band was one of my crowning achievements) Glaswegian with a Walther PPK lighter and a taste for cigarettes and alcohol at questionable times of day. There was some truth in the caricature, but only some.
The reality was less glamorous and far more useful.
It was long drives to London. It was awkward negotiations. It was trying to protect a band’s creative instincts while also making sure everyone could afford to keep going. It was handling strong personalities, impossible timings, fragile confidence, financial pressure, and the occasional moment where the whole thing felt like it might fall apart.
In other words, it was a very good education.